May 2013
someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
April 2013
coming home to my dad crying telling me that my pups has cancer just makes me hate this world even more
The awkward moment when you have ten minutes left...
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